We hear that Freak Nasty is the ultimate erotic poetry event. It started in New York, and now Burrowsink is bringing it to a city near you— maybe . . .

"Nothing will go better with your sexy santa costume than a pair of tickets to the first Freak Nasty of 2011," wrote Sabrina Gilbert, of Burrowsink, in an email. "They make great stocking stuffers, and it's nice to be able to give your loved ones an orgasmic experience long after you've left the room (yummy lol)."

The spots:
 
1/26/11, Freak Nasty Sacramento @ Harlow's, Sacramento CA
1/29/11, Freak Nasty Baltimore @ The 5 Seasons, Baltimore MD
1/30/11, Freak Nasty Pittsburg @ The Shadow Lounge,Pittsburg, PA

There are also dates in Canada and New York! Click here  to purchase a ticket.

"This year, Santa is checking the naughty list twice," wrote Gilbert.